No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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