But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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