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  • probably a marketing campaign for crest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Aperntally cum actually whitens teeth. My GF has been doing it for the past week. That or she's just really horny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 12:53pm
  • I was thinking bc u have to take them out of your mouth after u masterbate... And ur hands would be all cummy lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:09am
  • 11:09 its sad to whack off? Haha You're sad dude. Im sure you have a lay every night right? Hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:17am
  • Grammar police...Shut the fuck up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Only time a guy's own spit should be on his dick is before plundering a brown eye, pornstar style.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:43am
  • Seen a huge bottle of lube at walgreens once for less than $10. Go buy it. Maybe he was spitting on his dick for lube like bitches do in the porn movies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:14am
  • crest white strips use bleach which is why it says dont swallow ur saliva, and that guy prob used that spit for lube

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:34am
  • whos "they?" 2:01...ive never heard anybody say that...pretty sure that s a lame ass excuse that your boyfriend uses to get you to give head..and clearly your very easily persuaded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:13am
  • 12:28. Shut the fuck up. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:54pm
  • 11:38 is correct, actually. The definition of learn is "to acquire knowledge of or skill in by study, instruction, or experience", therefore, saying "how" is not necessary. In other words, "acquire knowledge in the area of reading" versus "how to acquire knowledge...". I could link a grammatical reference guide for you, but it's obvious that most of the people on this site, yourself included, wouldn't be interested.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:28pm
  • 11:38 it is 'learn HOW to read' k, thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:17pm
  • Who the fuck spits on their own dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:53am
  • I gotta know how that went bad now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:15pm
  • So... what's the reason?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:09am
  • maybe they were just testing the theory that was posted up from the other day, to provide an answer??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:26am
  • This is fantastic to read high. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:03am
  • yeah really...i knwo we're in a recession but i cant see the cost of LUBE going up that much!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:01am
  • I don't know if I've ever been so curious about another dude masturbating before in my life.....but I REALLY want to know about this experience.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Yeah this is bizarre to me - as long as you're not masturbating into your mouth (ew) then I can't see how you'd have an issue, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:13am
  • It's "myriad activities" not "myriad of activities".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:48am
  • Who gives a shit 1:48. Anyone else think the sender was inspired by a text posted the other day about giving head with whitestrips??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:51am
  • I was thinking the spit for lube or just having the stuff on your fingers and then going to masturbate... I mean that stuff sometimes made my gums burn - I'd hate to see what it would do to some genitals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:51am
  • bellevue washington, ever so classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:45am
  • Mmmm I love how anything on this site can turn into a raging grammatical debate. Very enjoyable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:39pm
  • all i can think of is how they say that cum makes your teeth white, which is kind of related

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:01am
  • this shit is fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:44pm
  • 3:54. Shut the fuck up. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:57pm
  • 1:48, "myriad" can be used as a noun or an adjective, so either is correct. in other news, this is why dudes shouldn't multi-task. unless it's a lady, in which case the spit makes a little more sense, perhaps? discuss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:36am
  • 1:51, yeah, total rip off. That was my very first thought. However, I care about 1:48's grammatical correction. Bad grammar is very annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:49am
  • akdjfffffffffffffasjdkhk effmee (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:38pm
  • They dont USE bleach, they just have a bleaching effect. Do you not stand near microwaves because they are radioactive? Where do you get your misinformation, the national enquirer? The strips work by bond breaking oxidation, probably h2o2 based. Would just give you the shits if you swallowed too much of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:09am
  • Dude I have to know what happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:32am
  • Agreed 1:51. And yes, 10:49, grammar can be annoying but I think rereading a text about the same thing twice on this site is also, if not more, annoying. Unless the texter was trying it because she read about it, it's not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:09am
  • Giving head with whitestrips has to be fake, i can see this bein true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:54am
  • totally ripped off from the text the other day. shame on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:20am
  • Ya 11:09 They probably had to take them off there teeth at the time or right after they came...what a shame...plus it is sad enough he was in that sitch get a girl...this is sad just sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:09pm
  • hey 11:09 just fucking wash your hand first you retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:25pm
  • yeah man i agree with 1:51 total rip off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:56am
  • Okay, i'm glad someone had some insight into that. I was in suspense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:46am
  • Good grammar is sexy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Hahahahahaa. Nasty. I could guess how that would go wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:31pm
  • uhhh i think this was a girl who wrote this text.. because i definitely use spit as a sort of lube every time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:58pm
  • ^ I agreee 11:09. that was my first thought.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:29am
  • Dude. Why are a mouth product and masturbation used in the same sentence? That's just absurd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:07am
  • 11:31: 1:51 isn't calling bs on a question...they are calling bs on THIS post because it is based off of another post, where they took the idea from. 1:51 is saying this probably didn't happen, and this person probably just stole that idea and said they did this because they thought it was funny. LEARN TO READ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:38am
  • 1:51, the previous text about whitestrips and giving head was a hypothetical question, the poster never actually did it, they were simply asking if it would work, you can't exactly call bs on a question now can you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:31am
  • yes cause proper grammar makes things so much funnier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:47pm
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