I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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