windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize