"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
