i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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