just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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