I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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