How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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