You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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