just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think i have herpe
just one?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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