i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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