My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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