The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
