my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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