i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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