All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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