How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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