your parents love me but you hate me
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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