Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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