Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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