I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I have tasted many bathrooms
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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