I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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