Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
