I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize