That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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