6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
