I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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