Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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