Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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