I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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