Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
it glows. i had to have it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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