Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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