my ex once passed out in front of his duplex ass naked with a turban on and a bong in his hand. freshman tours were that day and his duplex was right next to a underclassmen dorm. i have never seen so many horrified parents in my life.
I did this at Illinois on Unofficial St Patricks Day... except mine was in our Union (nicest building on campus) at 11 in the morning, with a stack of cups from the bar, and the best part... vomiting green beer all over the nice carpet as the kidddies and parents walked by.
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