My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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