and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
