Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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