So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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