i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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