Dual....:-)
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
people are starting to question the shark bite story
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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