THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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