Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
