Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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