I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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