i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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