I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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