I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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