is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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