I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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