Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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