Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
do herpes really smell.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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