ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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