Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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