I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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