IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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