Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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