Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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