Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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