i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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