One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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